County commission chairman Tommy Olmstead chimed in to supposedly obnoxiously unconscionably raucously recommend a complete audit a two-year consulting study five busty erotic dancers a new roads project to deny coverup stall for time and shift blame for enjoy the incident if questioned by Telegraph reporters Kenny Burgamy Ken Starr taxpayers the little lady .

The mayor's Press Secretary said the mayor categorically ignores successfully stonewalled will ruthlessly avenge expects higher polls from this latest allegation, which he  terms an egregious lie another reason the media are scum another reason he should polish his resume another reason to put stinkbombs in council chambers .

Sources close to Ellis claim Ellis himself pretending to be a source claims Lawyers for Caution Macon claim An anonymous caller to Kenny B claims Horses close to Ellis claim that Ellis has already recommended and ordered a new pay scale study a plane ticket to Rio pay parity between mayors and NFL players a pepperoni pizza a search warrant for Dennis Dorsey's golf bag a bulldozer to raze historic sites as part of his far-reaching investigation.

In a related story, The Macon Telegraph, reported on its Internet site that a witness has come forward with proof that the mayor really controls  roads programs alien spacecraft in the area the Unification Commission Caution Macon with the help of a mole  However, the story was retracted 10 seconds later, while a more explicit version of the story appeared 20 seconds later on Straight Talk the National Enquirer web site the AM940 talk radio show somebody's AOL homepage Jerry Springer .